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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:30 pm    Post subject: ~Pick Up LInes~ Reply with quote

Bored At Work


(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
Wow! Are those real?
You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You are the reason men fall in love.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol....boardness will do that...hell tahts why im online right now
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or the one I love


"Hey baby I'm not Fred Flintstone But I'll make your Bed...Rock" HAHAHA!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"that shirt is becomming on you, but then again, if i were on you, i'd be cumming too"
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I told you that you had a great body would you hold it against me?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you can just send her a beer....lol
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NICE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,nightyonez24,
I like that one
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jsut make sure its a respected brand of beer...
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So milwalkies best and Pabst Blue Ribbion are out huh?? Damn I was hoping for a cheap date LOL!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

im gonna have to say no on teh labaat blue too...sorry all you canadians..but i think i nice miller light or bud can do the trick, or maybe even an import...dare i say it
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Most girls I've come across don't drink beer anyways LOL! They liked the mixed drinks. If ya find a beer drinking gal she can probably change her own tranny and is as big as a house.......(usualy) LOL~!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hehehehehe....yeah send her somthing mixed...with lots of alchohol
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, Most of your guys beer down there is LIGHT beer up here. How bout some good ol' 7% alcohol Beer.

I guarantee you'll have the shits in the morning!!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROTFL
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

beer shits suck. LOL! Been there done that wayyyyyy to many times
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