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<COLOR color="green"> So this jerk in a nice ass looking Stratus pulls up next to me at a stop light and rolls down his window ..... i do the same and he asks me "what you got under there?" i told him a 2.0L Turbo and he started luaghing ..... then get this ... he says "well i got a 5.4 Hemi" or something incredibly stupid like that :D :lol: .... so then i busted up luaghing and told him he needs to get a life or something ..... so he says "well lets race and i'll prove it" ...... so the light turns green and i slam it and redline my first 2 shifts ..... i had him by at least 3/4 of my car after we had gone for a block ..... by the time he finally gave up he was 2 cars behind me ...... i did my ceremonial bullshit flip the bastard off and spun my wheels in third and dissappeared ..... but the point of this story is .... what the hell is he smoking?? :pimp: </COLOR>
 

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probably crack, My GF's brother has a 2002 Stratus RT, 200hp, I know the regular Stratus' are slow (forget how much HP, dont feel like lookin it up) anyways He doesnt race so I cant get a race with him, Im pretty sure the RT would beat me but the regular ones shouldnt be a problem.
 

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<COLOR color="green"> who would really believe that a dumbass would drop a Hemi magnum in a fucking stratus :lol: .... it wasn't even an r/t .... too much crack (good assumption gapmancorry12!) ..... and i shut his mouth quick ..... another one of those rich bastards in my town ..... 8) oh well another kill for the sunbird! :guns: </COLOR>
 
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