Funny Fake Products...Try to come up with some

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Discussion Starter · Sep 18, 2003

Check out my fake products page on my web site http://www.xautos.net/fakeproducts.htm See if you guys can come up with any funny ones.

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Brad91Z

· #2 · Sep 18, 2003

<SIZE size="134">Nitrous purge valve simulator:</SIZE>discrete fog machine is installed into your engine compartment. When you hit a switch inside the car, the fog comes out of a tube placed on your car simulating the nitrous purge valve.

<SIZE size="134">"Imported" Automotive Duct tape:</SIZE> This is the duct tape of choice for the ultimate car enthusiast! There are many uses for this great tape: Making your own projector headlights, just mask off the whole headlight and cut a few holes in the tape. You can make a windshield banner by placing strips of this tape across the top of your windshield. If you have a steady hand, you can cut out your favorite aftermarket company's logo and have a cheap set of stickers to decorate your car! The uses are limitless! Comes is 10 different colors to match your color scheme. **Imported straight from Japan! for that JDM look!**

<SIZE size="134">Psycho flasher:</SIZE> This is a great mod to add to your list. This flasher comes straight from the factory with that popular fast flasher look. Makes your car look fast, even when turning.

<SIZE size="134">20 inch steelie rims:</SIZE> Most cars come stock with 13 or 14 inch steel rims. This set of 20 inch rims let you switch hubcaps and still have that huge ass wheel look!

<SIZE size="134">Coffee can exhaust:</SIZE> Straight from Columbia, this true coffee can is slightly modified to fit on any vehicle. It will make you car should like a swarm of Mexican bees as it cruises the strip.

<SIZE size="134">Automotive spray paint:</SIZE> Large enough size to paint even the biggest Civic, this spray paint comes in a 1 gallon size; enough to cover your whole car. Comes in the most popular colors; Baby blue, retina burning pink, plasma purple, and chameleon color changing paint. "Give your car a new look with the ease of spray paint"

Ok, that is all I have for now!

Brad

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www.rcjon.com

Discussion Starter · #3 · Sep 18, 2003

Lol to see the coffee can pictures go here http://www.xautos.net/funnycarpics.htm lol. No offense to us cavalier owners. I actually drove my car around with that on there to see what people would say. I also drove around with a taco bell cup ducked taped to the rear end. Eventually i bought a real exhaust tip. 2 weeks later my dad drove it to work and it feel off. I was like "DAD WERES MY EXHAUST TIP"! Hes like what...it was there this morning. lol. Oh and can I add your stuff to the page? Thanks

Brad91Z

· #4 · Sep 18, 2003

Yeah, feel free to add it to your page. I will come up with more a bit later. Just leave me credit!

Brad

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Discussion Starter · #5 · Sep 18, 2003

Ok, i added your stuff and gave you credit, if you want any more things put down then i will. Thanks

Brad91Z

· #6 · Sep 18, 2003

Thanks! That is bas ass! I think I will come up with some more in my biology class.

Brad

Brad91Z

· #7 · Sep 18, 2003

Here a few more that I came up with during my bio class.

<SIZE size="134">Lowering bricks: </SIZE> These lead bricks weigh 120 lbs apiece. They will lower your car 1 inch for every 4 bricks. Just place 1 brick at each corner of the car for that lowered stance. ** or achieve that slammed look with our lowrider kit. (12 120lb bricks!) Caution: may hinder acceleration.

<SIZE size="134">Underbody spark kit: </SIZE> This flint strip attaches underneath your car to replicate that sparks that fly out of a race car when it bottoms out.

<SIZE size="134">Port-A-Wing: </SIZE> This wing looks like many popular aftermarket spoilers, but it can be attached to your trunk-lid via 2 large suction cups! If you own more than 1 vehicle, you can swap this wing between both cars!

<SIZE size="134">Big Ass Tach: </SIZE> If you thought the monster tach was big...... think again! This tach is 2 FEET in diameter with a 14,000 rpm sweep. Replaces the passenger seat.

<SIZE size="134">Blow off valve horn: </SIZE> Replaces the stock horn in your vehicle with the sound of a high powered blow off valve. Just press the horn button to get the turbo'd sound everyone loves!

<SIZE size="134">Variable window tint </SIZE> Akin to the self-darkening glasses; this tint darkens in the sun to block out all of the harmful rays!

I think that is enough for now!

Brad

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v6z24man

· #8 · Sep 18, 2003

:lol: That stuff is great! :lol:

larphead

· #9 · Sep 18, 2003

Brad said:
Variable window tint Akin to the self-darkening glasses; this tint darkens in the sun to block out all of the harmful rays!

hey, i would buy something like that

imp:

Brad91Z

· #10 · Sep 19, 2003

I should market some of these ideas!

Brad

topgear_z

· #11 · Sep 19, 2003

Brad91Z said:
<SIZE size="134">Lowering bricks: </SIZE> These lead bricks weigh 120 lbs apiece. They will lower your car 1 inch for every 4 bricks. Just place 1 brick at each corner of the car for that lowered stance. ** or achieve that slammed look with our lowrider kit. (12 120lb bricks!) Caution: may hinder acceleration.

<SIZE size="134">Big Ass Tach: </SIZE> If you thought the monster tach was big...... think again! This tach is 2 FEET in diameter with a 14,000 rpm sweep. Replaces the passenger seat.

Brad

Oh yeah! :lol:

topgear_z

· #12 · Sep 19, 2003

Do it yourself body kit: All kits include:
-1 Wind resistant cardboard(Refrigerator box)
-1 Carpenters knife
-1 Roll "Imported" Automotive Duct Tape(haha good one Brad)
-1 Gallon Automotive Spray Paint

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Discussion Starter · #13 · Sep 23, 2003

Thanks everyone. This stuff is great. If any of you other guys wanta get listed on there then you need to come up with at least 5 things.

andyroo

· #14 · Sep 23, 2003

Solar powered headlights- when its dark out, power your lights with power from the sun!

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Discussion Starter · #15 · Sep 24, 2003

I bet there are some stupid people that would actually try to buy something like that.

markeemsz

· #16 · Sep 24, 2003

We know what you like . U like custom paint jobs like the ones you see in Super Street. Cant afford a professional paint job? Not even one from Maaco? Is Earl Scheib not giving you the results you want ? Then you need our ghetto paint kit. Thats right our ghetto paint kit. Guaranteed to work wonders on your car. Each kit includes:

2 gallons of rust resistant primer (specially mixed for your hoopty!!)- just specify level of rust!!!!!
2 gallons of extra glossy oil paint - any colour u want - mixed by the import specialists at Home Depot!!!!
Type R paint brush kit

If you order the carbon fiber package you get :
The above plus:
1 quart of Mugen Silver paint - imported straight from Honda Japan!!
1 pint of Type R black paint - lovingly imported from Honda Japan
1 JDM VTEC sticker for your engine bay to let people know your impressive mods!
and the piece de resistance : 5 inch Type R emblem to let Rustangs and Corvettes know that your 80 hp carb. civic means business!!!!

bezal

· #17 · Sep 24, 2003

Decals that contain Nitrous in them. For all the honda fans who love stickers, these new stickers slowly release nitrous into the body of the car. Which will makes its way to the engine via screws in the body mouting to the frame, then the mouting screws on the frame from the engine. This new technology enables nitrous to flow smoothly through the body and fram of the car, to give you the constant boost you need!

SuperDave

· #18 · Sep 24, 2003

bezal said:
Decals that contain Nitrous in them. For all the honda fans who love stickers, these new stickers slowly release nitrous into the body of the car. Which will makes its way to the engine via screws in the body mouting to the frame, then the mouting screws on the frame from the engine. This new technology enables nitrous to flow smoothly through the body and fram of the car, to give you the constant boost you need!

:rotfl:

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Discussion Starter · #19 · Sep 24, 2003

Do the rest of you guys mind if i just give you all credit together as the V6z24.com guys. lol. Becuase your all just giving me one. And to give you all individual credit takes to long. So if you want individual credit come up with more! lol. Theres some funny stuff here.

Thanks all! I wonder if anyone will email me asking to buy something.

markeemsz

· #20 · Sep 25, 2003

If you have been paying attention for the last decade or so you know that bigger rims are where its at. They just flat out handle better than the 13 inch donuts Honda blessed you with. In order to be a real racer you have to have atleast 17 inch rims to be a real contender in the racing game. We realise that not every one has $1000+ to drop for a set of rims so we have come up with a set that the working stiff can afford. Introducing our new Racers Edge rims:
These rims are made by hand in the mountains in Japan by monks who studied physics, mechanics, Hondas and Zen!! While they appear to be normal steelies they are actually bigger than stoock ( up to 20"). They are ultra lightweight because you know lighter = faster. Also includes a customizeable emblem set so u can have youre own unique Racers Edge rims. The best thing is u get all the benefits of larger rims with out the large rim price. Sets start at $400 for a set of 4 15" rims.

Coming soon: Chromed Racers Edge rims for the serious racer!

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